One half of 'Oh My...' has travelled off to University. She asked me to send her (very brief) summary text messages as to what happened on last week's Smackdown and iMPACT! Smackdown's went something like this:
Smackdown update Number 1: Kane had a match with Chris 'I was on Big Time Rush' Masters. It was OK. Kane did a dropkick and eventually won. Then Kane had a rant about the Undertaker and made this little kid very uncomfortable.
2: Dashing and Drew had a match against the Hart Dynasty, which was very good. Then it showed Taker sitting on some steps. It then showed Mexican JBL 'hurting' Christian's pectoral muscle backstage. Next, it was a 'From the Vault' of Chris Jericho with his old entrance and his 2008 Y2J character. It made me cry a little.
3: Luke Gallows has had a bit of a shave!
4: CM Punk had a go at Luke Gallows. Luke then strangled CM Punk and told him he was going to have a beer when he won his match against him later on. (Does this mean he can grow his hair back now he has turned on Punk? I hope not.) Kaval and Chavo had a match with lots of flippity flips, Chavo won. Taker then did one of his, 'In the United Kingdom this November, I will go against...' but unfortunately he didn't mention 'Shef-field' this time.
5: Mexican JBL then did a promo on how he beat up Rey and Christian and how Rey is back next week. Christian then came in and beat him up for a bit. But then MexJBL hurt Christian's arm again. Bye bye Christian. Then it showed Taker sat on the steps again.
6. Big Show vs Hawkins and Archer. Hawkins tapped out to a camel clutch, then I was sick in my mouth when I looked at Vance Archer's tattoos. (Come on Vance, wear some tights!) CM Punk came out (with new boots on may I add) to go against Luke Gallows. Punk won with a GTS. Then it showed Taker sitting on some steps. Again.
7. Vickie G then came out and excused herself a bit. Dolph vs MVP. Kaitlyn then pushed Vickie over after fighting over Dolph. LOLOLOLOL. Dolph walked out and got counted out. Then it showed Taker, have a guess... Sitting on some steps again. But this time, he sees someone! I wonder who...
8. Kane is out. Tense music comes on, he starts rambling on about demons and hell again. Many minutes pass. He did say something about Creatures of the Night, but unfortunately I don't think he was referencing Jeff Hardy... Taker's strange druid men come out with a coffin. NO WAY. PAUL BEARER IS IN IT. OMG. HE HAS AN URN. TAKER IS COMING OUT. HIM AND PAUL ARE NOW IN THE RING. TAKER IS FINE AGAIN. HE IS BEATING UP KANE. Kane runs away. Then they do that thing where Taker blobs his tongue out to the urn. Sdown is over.
And that is how you mark out over text message.
R x
Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
Showing posts with label Cody Rhodes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cody Rhodes. Show all posts
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
Monday, 6 September 2010
Underrated Wrestlers, our pick. '...why does he not have a title?' - 6th September '10
Underrated. A word that gets used a lot throughout the pro-wrestling community. So we thought that we would share with our massive audience of zero followers who we thought deserved a little bit more.
Zack Ryder.
Poor Zack, a swift kick to the face from Sheamus and that was the end of his first World Title match. As you can tell we love Zack, his hair, his tan, his catchphrase. But WWE seem to be putting him on the back burner recently. He had a very good match on RAW before the Fatal Four Way PPV, but apart from the mentioned incident with Sheamus, he has not really been used all that much. Come on WWE, you have a young, healthy, good wrestler with one of the best characters to get heel heat. Use him please! (Preferably in more matches with Evan Bourne.)
Christian.
The veteran who has never really had a chance. Many think that Christian's lack of title matches is because he spent quite a while in TNA and Vince is punishing him. Really Vince? Christian is a entertaining wrestler who knows what he is doing. Plus, he is a fan favourite. Get Edge back on Smackdown and put him in a feud with Christian immediately!
Matt Hardy.
We have been Hardy Boyz fans since the start and Matt has never once had a World Title in all these years. We know that nowadays Matt is a little on the round side, (Fat Matt, Husky Hardy, you know what we mean.) but he is still very capable. He is another fan favourite who always gets a loud ovation so why does he not have a title?
Cody Rhodes.
DASHING. We love this man with his eyebrow combing and his gleaming smile, but it seems that although he is on Smackdown every week, a title opportunity hasn't come his way in a while. I think he would be a great IC Champ and he is one of the best heels the company has. He is only young, so hopefully the future holds bright things for Cody.
William Regal, Gail Kim, Goldust and the Dudebusters all get mentions too.
R x
Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
Zack Ryder.
Poor Zack, a swift kick to the face from Sheamus and that was the end of his first World Title match. As you can tell we love Zack, his hair, his tan, his catchphrase. But WWE seem to be putting him on the back burner recently. He had a very good match on RAW before the Fatal Four Way PPV, but apart from the mentioned incident with Sheamus, he has not really been used all that much. Come on WWE, you have a young, healthy, good wrestler with one of the best characters to get heel heat. Use him please! (Preferably in more matches with Evan Bourne.)
Christian.
The veteran who has never really had a chance. Many think that Christian's lack of title matches is because he spent quite a while in TNA and Vince is punishing him. Really Vince? Christian is a entertaining wrestler who knows what he is doing. Plus, he is a fan favourite. Get Edge back on Smackdown and put him in a feud with Christian immediately!
Matt Hardy.
We have been Hardy Boyz fans since the start and Matt has never once had a World Title in all these years. We know that nowadays Matt is a little on the round side, (Fat Matt, Husky Hardy, you know what we mean.) but he is still very capable. He is another fan favourite who always gets a loud ovation so why does he not have a title?
Cody Rhodes.
DASHING. We love this man with his eyebrow combing and his gleaming smile, but it seems that although he is on Smackdown every week, a title opportunity hasn't come his way in a while. I think he would be a great IC Champ and he is one of the best heels the company has. He is only young, so hopefully the future holds bright things for Cody.
William Regal, Gail Kim, Goldust and the Dudebusters all get mentions too.
R x
Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
Monday, 5 July 2010
...one-legged tights are the future. - 5 July '10
Here at 'Oh My...' we like, no love, Cody Rhodes. This is why there is yet another blog about this 'Dashing' superstar after this week's Smackdown.
His promo this week was truly HILARIOUS. I know that he can't stop telling people how dashing he is, but who knew the man had this much comedic talent? Ok, maybe it wan't supposed to be funny but I laughed because I know how much of a nerd he is really...(Woah, is that a Zelda Triforce Cody?)
The whole backstage area and the fact that he was wearing a towel reminded me of this monumental event in WWE's history >
On Superstars this week, something happened that is quite possibly
the shocker of the century. Zack Ryder...In trunks.
WHAT HAPPENED ZACK?! Where did your one-legged tights go? When Zack walked down the ramp, there was a gasp, then a silence of about 30 seconds before Lauren got why I gasped in the first place. (She had a Joey moment.)
We still love Long Island Iced Z, but we have to ask the question : "Why Zack, why?" Is it because your ex-girlfriend decides to exercise during Smackdown tapings? I suppose we will never know, but please ditch the trunks.
Everybody knows that one-legged tights are the future...(And plus it took us so long to make those damn tights on SvR 2010.)
We seem to notice on RAW that when John Cena doesn't have the championship, he reverts back to the comedian Cena. However, when he does have the championship he seems to be all serious....
Therefore, this week John Cena came down the ramp smiling. He made a few jokes, danced around a bit and even called Sheamus a human jar of mayonnaise. (Even though John himself used to be pale, search for Episode 49 of the Dirt Sheet, you will love it.) I adore this Cena, the man who shows off his mic skills and makes you laugh. It makes him a bit more likable to the masses.
Be funny Cena! It suits you!
R x
Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
His promo this week was truly HILARIOUS. I know that he can't stop telling people how dashing he is, but who knew the man had this much comedic talent? Ok, maybe it wan't supposed to be funny but I laughed because I know how much of a nerd he is really...(Woah, is that a Zelda Triforce Cody?)
The whole backstage area and the fact that he was wearing a towel reminded me of this monumental event in WWE's history >
On Superstars this week, something happened that is quite possibly
the shocker of the century. Zack Ryder...In trunks.
WHAT HAPPENED ZACK?! Where did your one-legged tights go? When Zack walked down the ramp, there was a gasp, then a silence of about 30 seconds before Lauren got why I gasped in the first place. (She had a Joey moment.)
We still love Long Island Iced Z, but we have to ask the question : "Why Zack, why?" Is it because your ex-girlfriend decides to exercise during Smackdown tapings? I suppose we will never know, but please ditch the trunks.
Everybody knows that one-legged tights are the future...(And plus it took us so long to make those damn tights on SvR 2010.)
We seem to notice on RAW that when John Cena doesn't have the championship, he reverts back to the comedian Cena. However, when he does have the championship he seems to be all serious....
Therefore, this week John Cena came down the ramp smiling. He made a few jokes, danced around a bit and even called Sheamus a human jar of mayonnaise. (Even though John himself used to be pale, search for Episode 49 of the Dirt Sheet, you will love it.) I adore this Cena, the man who shows off his mic skills and makes you laugh. It makes him a bit more likable to the masses. Be funny Cena! It suits you!
R x
Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
Sunday, 27 June 2010
Bright, Shiny Things - 27 June '10
Least Likely To Be Future Endeavoured This Week
Cody Rhodes
This week, Rhodey Codes debuted a new gimmick: 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes. The 2 creators of 'Oh My...' officially love Cody a little bit more than we probably sho
uld, for reasons that are not clear to us. Maybe its the fact that he has a new nose piercing, or that he enters the arena backwards, or maybe that fact that he doesn't wear kneepads to seem 'old school', but we truly adore the man.
Plus, we fans know Cody is a true nerd at heart. Maybe we feel we can relate to the comic book-reading, GI Joe-playing, Zelda Triforce-wearing son of a 'Common Man'. After the break-up of Legacy, many thought that he would be the 'Jannetty' of the group, but if this gimmick works we see bright, shiny things in Cody's future - and no, we're not just talking about the light bouncing off Randy Orton's well-oiled body.
Accent of the Week
Justin Gabriel
In the spirit of World Cup fever, we pay homage to the host nation by nominating the only South African wrestler on the roster and our favourite NXT Season 1 rookie: Justin Gabriel.
Many people think that he doesn't have the mic skills to succeed in the WWE, but does any of that matter when you have a beautiful South African accent? No, is our answer. We can forgive his shakiness and stuttering just as long as he says something with that accent, because the creators of this blog are seriously considering moving to South Africa to adopt their African twang.
Thank you Justin, and thank you South Africa.*
*But our appreciation doesn't quite cover the whole vuvuzela situation.
Look-a-likes Of The Week
John Cena & Darren Young
Yes, we know it's probably very predictable, but it's also really funny. The 'black John Cena' himself even admitted it on the June 21 episode of Raw. It
really is uncanny how two completely unrelated Superstars can look so alike. At first, here at 'Oh My...', we thought it was just us who had weird minds, but after reading other blogs and hearing Young's own admission, we started to think we weren't going crazy. Maybe we'll see these two tag-teaming in the future, the referee might have a little difficulty in telling them apart though. They could use it to their advantage, its been done before; just look at the Bellas, the Usos, and Edge/Curt Hawkins/Zack Ryder.
Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
Cody Rhodes
This week, Rhodey Codes debuted a new gimmick: 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes. The 2 creators of 'Oh My...' officially love Cody a little bit more than we probably sho
uld, for reasons that are not clear to us. Maybe its the fact that he has a new nose piercing, or that he enters the arena backwards, or maybe that fact that he doesn't wear kneepads to seem 'old school', but we truly adore the man.Plus, we fans know Cody is a true nerd at heart. Maybe we feel we can relate to the comic book-reading, GI Joe-playing, Zelda Triforce-wearing son of a 'Common Man'. After the break-up of Legacy, many thought that he would be the 'Jannetty' of the group, but if this gimmick works we see bright, shiny things in Cody's future - and no, we're not just talking about the light bouncing off Randy Orton's well-oiled body.
Accent of the Week
Justin Gabriel
In the spirit of World Cup fever, we pay homage to the host nation by nominating the only South African wrestler on the roster and our favourite NXT Season 1 rookie: Justin Gabriel.
Many people think that he doesn't have the mic skills to succeed in the WWE, but does any of that matter when you have a beautiful South African accent? No, is our answer. We can forgive his shakiness and stuttering just as long as he says something with that accent, because the creators of this blog are seriously considering moving to South Africa to adopt their African twang. Thank you Justin, and thank you South Africa.*
*But our appreciation doesn't quite cover the whole vuvuzela situation.
Look-a-likes Of The Week
John Cena & Darren Young
Yes, we know it's probably very predictable, but it's also really funny. The 'black John Cena' himself even admitted it on the June 21 episode of Raw. It
really is uncanny how two completely unrelated Superstars can look so alike. At first, here at 'Oh My...', we thought it was just us who had weird minds, but after reading other blogs and hearing Young's own admission, we started to think we weren't going crazy. Maybe we'll see these two tag-teaming in the future, the referee might have a little difficulty in telling them apart though. They could use it to their advantage, its been done before; just look at the Bellas, the Usos, and Edge/Curt Hawkins/Zack Ryder.Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.
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