Monday 28 June 2010

Get him on the straight and narrow. - 28 June '10

Please WWE, bring back Jeff Hardy. Yes, I know what you are going to say: "If you want to see Jeff Hardy, watch TNA."

And I do.


But being a loyal WWE fan, I know that the best place for Jeff is in the company that made him. Even though he is still amazing in the ring, nothing he does on TNA compares with some of his iconic matches in WWE ( TLC 2 was one of the greatest matches in Wrestlemania history). I have been a Hardy Boyz fan from the very beginning, and Matt was at his best when he had Jeff. So WWE, if not for Matt, you should bring back Jeff because he could shift a hell of alot of Hardys merch (And we know how important that is). He is only in his early 30s and if he gets healthy again, Jeff could stay in the WWE for a good 10 more years.

There is hardly anybody who is as over with the crowd as Jeff, he is a fan favourite, kid favourite and even though he has his problems, he truly loves wrestling. And, his band isn't bad either.

So if WWE wants to bring back a superstar, my pick is Jeff. Get him on the straight and narrow and he will be as good as he used to be.

R. x



Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.

...and I nearly peed. - 28 June '10


Here is a preview of the aftermath. But it might be shown on RAW this week...



The end of RAW on the 21st of June was a thing to behold, the 'Nexus' decided that they weren't that sorry and attacked their boss. (I don't really get it either...)

But that was not the most interesting part...

What happened after RAW has this blog writer stood up on her seat and screaming like Randy Orton's wife when Triple H broke into their house. (Remember that?)

Cena stumbled into the ring after his beat-down and the Nexus followed. R-Truth then decided to hop down to the ring and help out, followed by Mark Henry who was running surprisingly fast. Then the single person that started all the childish excitement decided to come on down and save Cena, Randy Orton.


RanOr is the man of the moment, so WWE decided he should lead the RAW roster out to help. As usual, the roster wiped the floor with the Nexus .John Cena even attempted to throw Justin Gabriel out of the ring, but he knocked William Regal off the apron instead. Genius.... This prompted the Nexus to try and beat the roster, again. But again, they failed and retreated to the back. This left the RAW superstars to have a mini-party in the ring, WOOHOO!

They all left to the sound of Randy Orton's music, while RanOr had a good posing session for the fans. (I love how he does his old pose, he did it at a house show we went to and I nearly peed.) Mr. Cena's music started, but he wasn't having any of it and pointed to Randy in the ring - who was still posing. I think the thoughts in Cena's head were a little like this, "Why is my music on? I know, let me point to Randy. After all, he is my BBFL!" Or maybe not...

The whole thing finished with Randy walking back up the ramp to his theme, whilst posing some more. AWESOME.


R. x



Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.

Sunday 27 June 2010

Bright, Shiny Things - 27 June '10

Least Likely To Be Future Endeavoured This Week


Cody Rhodes


This week, Rhodey Codes debuted a new gimmick: 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes. The 2 creators of 'Oh My...' officially love Cody a little bit more than we probably should, for reasons that are not clear to us. Maybe its the fact that he has a new nose piercing, or that he enters the arena backwards, or maybe that fact that he doesn't wear kneepads to seem 'old school', but we truly adore the man.



Plus, we fans know Cody is a true nerd at heart. Maybe we feel we can relate to the comic book-reading, GI Joe-playing, Zelda Triforce-wearing son of a 'Common Man'. After the break-up of Legacy, many thought that he would be the 'Jannetty' of the group, but if this gimmick works we see bright, shiny things in Cody's future - and no, we're not just talking about the light bouncing off Randy Orton's well-oiled body.








Accent of the Week


Justin Gabriel


In the spirit of World Cup fever, we pay homage to the host nation by nominating the only South African wrestler on the roster and our favourite NXT Season 1 rookie: Justin Gabriel.


Many people think that he doesn't have the mic skills to succeed in the WWE, but does any of that matter when you have a beautiful South African accent? No, is our answer. We can forgive his shakiness and stuttering just as long as he says something with that accent, because the creators of this blog are seriously considering moving to South Africa to adopt their African twang.


Thank you Justin, and thank you South Africa.*


*But our appreciation doesn't quite cover the whole vuvuzela situation.













Look-a-likes Of The Week


John Cena & Darren Young



Yes, we know it's probably very predictable, but it's also really funny. The 'black John Cena' himself even admitted it on the June 21 episode of Raw. It really is uncanny how two completely unrelated Superstars can look so alike. At first, here at 'Oh My...', we thought it was just us who had weird minds, but after reading other blogs and hearing Young's own admission, we started to think we weren't going crazy. Maybe we'll see these two tag-teaming in the future, the referee might have a little difficulty in telling them apart though. They could use it to their advantage, its been done before; just look at the Bellas, the Usos, and Edge/Curt Hawkins/Zack Ryder.










Woo Woo Woo. You Know It.

Who in the blue hell are you?


On the 27th June 2010, Oh My WrestleBlog was born. England was kicked out of the World Cup, and we were so inspired by this poor show that we decided to write about a better sport: pro-wrestling.


2 lifelong wrestling fans, with strange obsessions and a weird sense of humour, will be attempting to write a weekly blog. Earth-shattering and ground-breaking it (probably) will not be, but we will try to drop some knowledge onto your brains in the style of JoMo.


We may talk about how all good wrestlers have dimples, how Cody Rhodes is a nerd, how Zack Ryder is a fashion legend and how the Dirt Sheet opened our minds to new horizons. Just a warning...


Woo Woo Woo. You know it.